Well, being a democracy... can't it be run as poorly and haphazardly as the people wish, leaving such issues to fester indefinitely?
If citizens can be added for a mere $L 100 a month, can I add about 500 or so? Pwetty pwease? For 200 bucks I could overthrow teh CDS g0vernm3ntz...
Who wants to be Provincial Guvnah of the CDS, Crown Colony of Caledon? Just need one person to get us in the door!
Cindy, how about you, you'd look great in red! We'll make a portrait! I could toss in an admiralty too, they make for killer uniforms - what with the sea in the background? Or maybe Patroklus. Man, that would rock the RA meeting when he swept in... Or, oooh, I've got it... Salzie! Nobody suspects Salzie! Imagine a thin smile forming as the truth dawns... she would be disciplined, but fair...
And best of all, poor Sudane is stuck administrating the place and doing all the dirty work while we take tea with petits fours and little sandwiches, and make snippy commentary on how we are going to fix up the place so it's right-proper. Bet the Rathaus needs a bit of spring cleaning... After that, we could talk taxation, and setting up for tourists... we could decree an Ulrika Festival, maybe even form a circle and summon her from the Beyond! Ahhh, the old ways always were crowdpleasers...
*slips into a dream...* Desmond Shang, Royalist faction - "We've got the snappy red coats!"
Remember folks, it just takes one! Be the first to open the gate for us in this thread, and when it's all over you'll be wearing gold epaulettes and be titled aristocracy in no time! I'll even get you a pony!
No rush to fix that citizenship loophole - we'll take care of it quick, our first governmental act, I promise!
Your favourite aristocratic menace from across the seas, Desmond
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